Tonight as Oscar and Lily were playing the ever-popular chasing game, Lily interrupted it and said,
L: Wait! I have to go potty! (She sees that the main bathroom is occupied, and will have to use Phil's and mine. She hates going anywhere alone). Come back with me, Oscar.
O: No.
L: Plllleeeeaassse? You can sit on the bed.
O: Alright. But then I get an extra point.
L: Okay, FINE! (Pauses) If you get an extra point, then I'm NOT playing!
Oscar concedes and they head to the back.
By the time Oscar hits puberty, he should be expert at navigating the rough waters we call the female psyche.
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